Story by Michael Lanoie
However, the following are actually some jokes about teachers.
Question: What do you get if you cross a math teacher with a crab?
Answer: Snappy answers.
Question: Where do math teachers go on vacation?
Answer: To Times Square.
Question: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
Answer: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says ”chew chew chew”.
Question: What did the student say after the teacher said, ”Order students, order?”
Answer: ”Can I have fries and a burger?”
Question: Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
Answer: Because his keys were on the piano.
Question: What do you call an algebra teacher who takes his vacations at the beach?
Answer: A tangent.
Question: Why did the teacher go to the beach?
Answer: To test the water.
Question: What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
Answer: They had a class trip!
Question: Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
Answer: She couldn’t control her pupils!
