By Jackie Cohen
- “I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”- Chandler
- “It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.” -Joey
- ”How you doin'?!" – Joey
- Gum would be perfection." – Chandler
- “You hung up on the pizza place? I don't hang up on your friends.” -Joey
- “Well, the fridge broke so I had to eat everything” -Joey
- "I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.” -Chandler
- “It’s a Sunday. I don’t move on Sundays” -Chandler
- “Do you have a plan?” “I don’t even have a pla” -Phoebe
- “I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love” -Chandler
